July 2012
47 posts
wedding proposals
normal guy: will you marry me?
romantic guy: will you do me the honor of being my wife?
ed sheeran: I could do without a tan on my left hand where my fourth finger meets my knuckle
June 2012
46 posts
A man: I want happiness.
Buddha: First remove "I", that's ego, then remove "want", that's desire. See? Now you are left with happiness.
Me: Mom...Dad. I've decided to live on my own from now on.
Parents: Ok, cool.
Me: Your luggage is outside
